mixedspicetea:

At my school, Mr. Perfect’s name was Robert Pattinson. The star of the internationally acclaimed movie ‘Twilight’, who earns hundreds of millions of dollars a year, has been voted ‘The Sexiest Man Alive’ in every magazine there is.

And I hate it. Cause all I can think of is the nobhead that I used to have to sit next to at school.

(x)

Jack is a pro comedian.

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Such a lyric.

Such a lyric.

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How ive missed this place. And these interesting thing you post. Its well appreciated.

I love you sheldon <3

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See this giant flaming prick here? Yeah, ive fucked his shit up. More than once. Hes such a bitch. But not on heroic&#8230;

See this giant flaming prick here? Yeah, ive fucked his shit up. More than once. Hes such a bitch. But not on heroic…

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psyniac:

Amazing

Retarded motherfucks. Cologne. FUCKING ENGLISH BITCHES. LEARN IT.

psyniac:

Amazing

Retarded motherfucks. Cologne. FUCKING ENGLISH BITCHES. LEARN IT.

'Just a fool, doing foolish things.' Call me Wolfie. I'm not your typical man. I like things. <--- that be them/