Me, you and a bottle of jack?

mixedspicetea: At my school, Mr. Perfect’s name was Robert...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:28:33 +0000

At my school, Mr. Perfect’s name was Robert Pattinson. The star of the internationally acclaimed movie ‘Twilight’, who earns hundreds of millions of dollars a year, has been voted ‘The Sexiest Man Alive’ in every magazine there is.

And I hate it. Cause all I can think of is the nobhead that I used to have to sit next to at school.

(x)

Jack is a pro comedian.

Such a lyric.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:24:49 +0000

Such a lyric.

10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:06:34 +0000

10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Hell go far in life.

mushiemallows: chubbybychoice: Slow down Katniss by 25% and...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:43:42 +0000

mushiemallows:

chubbybychoice:

Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!!

OH MYL KDSDOF

This is some gold.

theinfamoustimes: Sam B - Who Do You Voodoo Bitch? Possibly the...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:08:19 +0000

theinfamoustimes:

Sam B - Who Do You Voodoo Bitch?

Possibly the greatest video game song of all time..

Tuneage. From such an awesome game.

Oh you guys.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:47:58 +0000

How ive missed this place. And these interesting thing you post. Its well appreciated.

I love you sheldon <3

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 08:36:19 +0100

I love you sheldon <3

See this giant flaming prick here? Yeah, ive fucked his shit up....

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:01:29 +0100

See this giant flaming prick here? Yeah, ive fucked his shit up. More than once. Hes such a bitch. But not on heroic…

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Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:58:47 +0100

psyniac: Amazing Retarded motherfucks. Cologne. FUCKING...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:57:24 +0100

psyniac:

Amazing

Retarded motherfucks. Cologne. FUCKING ENGLISH BITCHES. LEARN IT.

FML

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 02:57:33 +0100

I feel like i have opened Pandora’s Box. And it was a big mistake. Mentally drained to the point of exhaustion. I miss my life being simple as shit. No complications. No drama. But i suppose one day ill have to grow up and have shit roll my way.

Nostalgia’d all over myself. Yum.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:46:57 +0100

Nostalgia’d all over myself. Yum.

‘Listen to the sound, the sound of an angry ocean...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 05:01:05 +0100

‘Listen to the sound, the sound of an angry ocean below.’

This band has such good lyrics. Jump on it.

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Tue, 10 Apr 2012 04:53:52 +0100

A major clash of genre. As much as i love Adeles song, this...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 04:20:04 +0100

A major clash of genre. As much as i love Adeles song, this gives it so much drive.

‘I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 03:42:06 +0100

‘I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time’

A classic, with a twist. So well done.

My old friend.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 03:26:15 +0100

Oh sleep, what happened to us? We used to be such good friends. Now i just dont feel like i have the time for you, nor the ability to fully appreciate you. So id like to say, im sorry. Maybe one day well meet again. Until then ill just have to stick with my replacement friend, insomnia.

SHITS SPARKLY! Cool sparkly. Not cullen sparkly.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 01:05:22 +0100

SHITS SPARKLY! Cool sparkly. Not cullen sparkly.

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Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:28:09 +0100

Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:25:21 +0100